What if some world famous museum art curator admitted that they’ve never really understood abstract painting, they just pretended to and randomly chose a bunch of adjectives when they had to describe or value one, and then that made more and more people in the art world also admit that they’d been pretending to “get it” but were too afraid to say anything until now, until we all just realized that abstract paintings are a giant trick we played on ourselves.
More you might like
art student aus because being an artist is fun ahah ah ha hah
- i had an accident in a fit of despair whilst trying to finish a painting and i spilt red paint everywhere and when u saw all the red u panicked and thought i was dying but then u burst into the room and just saw covered in paint and super stressed and u were so relieved that u didnt mind the fact that paint is pretty permanent on carpet
- ive been holed up in a room with all the windows shut for days trying to finish this goddamn oil painting and it reeks in here and i think im on the verge of collapsing from the fumes but then u drag my ass outside and force me to get cleaned and dress and take me out on a stress-relieving day to chill and honsetly what would i do without u
- no one ever touches any of personal sketchbooks and you damn well know that but one day when u think im out/napping i catch you browsing through them with this huge nerdy smile whilst taking photos and i would be super peeved if it wasnt for me knowing that u brag about them to ur other friends and show them to them
- hi person in the elevator sorry for this huge canvas painting/photogrpah/sculpture of a nude person that is making you super uncomfortable and i can see ur ears are turning kind of red and its sort of cute
- this is the last paint tube of the specific colour and brand in this store and i need for my final which is due really soon and i will actually fight you to the brutal death right here right now in this dingy way over priced art store if you do not hand that tube over to me
- hi im hiring u to be my life model cus u have this holy body that would be amazing to draw and u come over every few days or something but in secret because i dont want ppl thinking im hiring a stripper or a prostitute and no matter what i say ppl are always going to think otherwise, but then one day my roommate walks in on u stripping and now i have to stop them before they start yelling about the naked person in my room as they run down the hall
- one day i came across ur camera and it was so sleek and professional looking that i thought it’d be really funny to take really shitty selfies of me with them and plus my cat but u actually kept them and i had no idea until i saw u actually printed them out if i knew u would do that i wouldve shown my good side goddamnit
Some of you have never taken the ‘Am I Gay’ quiz at 13, deliberately chosen the obviously straight answers, and gone to bed content in your clearly authentic, airtight heterosexuality and it shows
